Thursday, June 29, 2006

America Goes Gay

...following similar moves by Ghana and Chinese women.

On the newest (so awful its good) TV hit - America has Talent - most of the male acts stripped their shirts off within 10 seconds of getting on the stage. The bodies they showed were all sculpted to the oppressive aesthetics of gay gyms.

And then the biggest queen since Liberace, a 6ft 9 gay Russian sword balancer known as Leonid the Magnificent was explicit on stage about being gay, insisted he was there to show "who he was," and then skipped off the stage.

This is possibly a time to invest in body-glitter futures.

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