ALLISON PEARSON| Mail Online
Ye gods. I know we're in the middle of a global financial crisis, but what kind of sorry, shortchanged, famished, bargain-basement excuse for a gigolo is Helg Sgarbi?
I can see why he wanted to seduce and blackmail the wealthy BMW heiress Susanne Klatten, but what did she see in him? The man (pictured) is Swiss, for heaven's sake. If their gigolos look like this, what do their accountants look like?